Amazing Duct Tape

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AMAZING DUCT TAPE

 

Just a roll of duct tape will do it will fix anything-that’s true!

It will hold things together in all kinds of weather.

It’s amazing, it’s like a miracle at times

One church used it to fix their chimes.

It’s called “one hundred mile an hour tape” at the track

One guy used it on a window that was starting to crack.

Somebody else used it to keep a hood in place

Another used it to cover up a wound on his face.

One driver used it to hold his broken hand on the steering wheel

Everything was ok until he got bumped and the tires started to squeal.

It was hard to turn in the direction the race car was supposed to go

The duct tape was still holding, on the radio they heard him say, “oh no!”

Everyone needs duct tape, at least a roll or two, make it three

It really works, it really holds, its just kind of hard to get it free.

Once a lady used it to attach the handle to her purse

An undertaker used it to keep a body in the hearse.

One guy used it to keep his hat from blowing off his bald head

Another wrapped his leg that was bleeding, he could have been dead.  One lady bought several rolls at a big sale down at the local store

She puts a strip over her husbands mouth when he starts to snore.

Duct tape, there is nothing like it no where around

It’s the best repair tool that can be found.

Keep a roll close by, don’t leave home without it, my friend

It’s something on which everybody can really depend.

It fixes almost everything you can possibly think

Everything from a broken chair to the kitchen sink.

Duct tape is what you need, always keep some near

You can use it all three hundred sixty-five days of the year.

There is one thing it cannot fix I’m sorry to say

It’s a broken heart that may come your way.

There is only one person who can fix the terrible hurt you feel

So instead of duct tape, you need God, you need to kneel.

Don’t be stubborn and so proud, He wants to give you a hand

He will help you and in time heal you, He really does understand.

Thank you, Lord, for duct tape, it’s the very best

If you’ve got duct tape and Him you truly are blest.

 

Copyright 2001 Tom Potter

 

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